I really want to ask you.
What's your real reason to hire me?
Of course to make you do the scary jobs.
I knew it.
Well we don't have any reason to hide it from you anyway.
But didn't you say because there are also male ghosts, that's why you need a woman staff?
Did you also make the girl from before to do things like this?
Well, yes.
But as soon as she got a boyfriend, she got knocked up and quitted.
That kind of girls is the worst, and there is a lot of girls like her.
Don't just put the blame on women, men also have responsibility in it, you know.
By the way, that 'boyfriend' is me.
So it's you!
Eh!? Daikaku-san, you have a wife!?
In a scene like this, it would look like that there's someone who relies on me.
I'm sorry, because of that we had to recruit you.
1000% I won't go.
Come in.
You can sit here.
Akira, make some tea.
Yes.
Don't worry about it.
Okay.
Please.
I think I've seen that old lady before.
It's her,
Oshimizu Sayoko, the minister of education.
That's it, the minister!
By the way, you're really not going to bring the tea?
She said to not worry about it.
Don't mind it, huh?
So, what do you need from us?
I've done a lot of things to solve this, but I'm still stuck in this bad situation.
Is that so...
Is it too hard for you?
I was refused by a lot of other places.
Hmm, is that so...
Well that's because it is a difficult case.
I know that it is very impudent of me to ask for such things, but..
...thinking about my position, about this thing...
...please keep it as a secret.
I understand.
Anyway,
Would you like to see it?
I understand, we'll visit you at once.
Thank you.
Well then, I'll went ahead.
We'll be there soon.
What's wrong young master? You look so troubled.
I think that this time it will be a difficult one.
Eh? I have enough of it.
Get ready.
Okay!
Madam, everyone has arrived.
Thank you, I've been waiting for you.
As expected from a minister, you have a magnificent mansion.
It was built from the tax that wound up from the public.
You would say that?
On the contrary, it's kinda cool.
Kurata.
Excuse me.
Where is your daughter?
I'll call her now.
Miyoko.
I'm coming.
She'll coming downstairs immediately.
I'm so excited.
She's a lady from this mansion, how beautiful she really is?
She is not like that.
You're being modest again.
Ahh it really is not like that.
Daikaku-san!
Good afternoon, my name is Oshimizu Miyoko.
I'm Houkai Tenma.
I'm Okazaki Akira.
Ah, Hello. I'm Daikaku Keizo.
Starting from today, this people will guard our house.
I'm counting on you.
That's enough, have a good rest.
Yes, mother.
Please excuse me.
She has a good etiquette and is very ladylike.
It really doesn't look like she's been taken over by evil.
Keep your voice down, she hasn't realized it yet!
When night comes up, the frightful evil appears.
I understand, then it's okay for us to wait here until night comes up right?
Where to?
Well, I've prepared one room for all of you.
This way.
Thank you.
What is it? Who are you?
Doctor, this people are...
I'm sorry. No matter what, he said that he will come in...
Seems like you said the stupid things about evil again.
It's not like that.
We're here to guard this house.
You're always calling a weird shaman and lying about being a security.
Oshimizu-san, how many times should I tell you before you understand?
Miyoko-san is mentally ill,
not being possesed or anything else.
But the truth is Miyoko...
Get out now.
The one who will cure Miyoko-san is me.
But, Miyoko-san...
I'm sorry, it's enough for today.
I understand.
Then... If something happen, please contact us.
Yes.
Excuse us.
There will be nothing happening.
We're very sorry.
It seems like Miyoko-san is doing well.
Hmm, I'm not sure...
Then,
it's okay if I go back early today, right?
Well, that's all right I guess.
Thanks for your hard work~
That's right, now a cool wind go past on your forehead...
It's a really refreshing wind.
And there's a creek flowing under your feet.
As time goes by, you can feel cold water on your feet. The cold water flushes your feet.
What the hell? They said it's better to have a cool head and warm feet.*
*Zukansokunetsu = literally means "cool head, warm feet". It's the Japanese custom, they said you will sleep well and get healthier if you sleep with cool head and warm feet.
Why would you cool the feet? Idiot! You will catch some cold!
Mi, Miyoko-chan... Grasp your mind.
It's me, grasp your mind... it's me.
Who the hell are you!? Who!?
Grasp your mind! It's me!
My lady, please stop.
You're the most unfamiliar person! Who the hell are you!? Who!?
I'm Kurata.
Oi, oi, oi, what the heck!?
It's you guys again!
Inspector too, why are you here?
I heard that the minister's house got noisy recently.
That's why I'll guard here.
Is it the ghost commotion again?
Minister! From now on I will be your guard...
I don't remember that I requested to be guarded! Get out of here, now!
But, the public safety headquarters...
Get out of here now! Quickly, get out!
How is Miyoko-san?
We just gave her a strong tranquillizer, she's sleeping now.
Has the evil spirit appeared?
It has.
As I thought, it's you again. Seems like it's out of your control, doctor!
Even you guys can't handle this kind of problem.
You think, up until now how many people came to exorcist the demon...
but ran away in the end, huh?
It's okay.
The evil spirit who stays in Miyoko-san's body,
let us comfort him and make him cross to the other side.
TENMA-SAN GA YUKU EPISODE 06
Translation: amenoko & banana666 Timing and editing: amenoko
Proofreader: banana666 Grammar Check: ashgolden
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Everyone, is there something wrong?
Ahh, no. Nothing happened.
It seems like, lately in this neighborhood there's a rumor about a burglar who sneaks in.
Young master, Miyoko-san has woken up. Young master! Young master!
I'm sorry, this person sleeps with his eyes still open.
And this woman, once she falls asleep it's hard to wake her up.
I'll kick her.
jangajanga jangajanga sort seat of nipples~*
*It is Takayuki Haranishi's gag. Takayuki Haranishi is half of Japanese comedian duo "Fujiwara"
You're so noisy!
Good morning, it's good to see that you are safe.
Is there something wrong with me?
No, there's nothing wrong with you.
When I woke up in the morning, it feels like I have caused such a mess.
A lot of things also has become broken.
That's maybe the burglar.
When a burglar comes in, they break a lot of stuff.
No way, I'm scared.
That's not how it is, you Idiot!
It's true, that's impossible.
Daikaku-san, please tell her how it is.
You know a lot of toys in this room,
when Miyoko-san sleeps, they will come alive and play in this room.
Like that cowboy dude, and that green thing that come from outer space.
Wait, wait, wait, that's wrong. It's not like that, that is wrong.
Please don't worry about it, Miyoko-san.
It seems like it's just your habitual things.
It's better to see it as your bad sleeping posture.
Is that so? That's a relieved...
Are you going to campus today?
Yes, I feel better now. I think I'll go.
Could it be that she has a dual personality?
No.
That's hard to believe.
It seems like she changed into a strong Osaka dialect.
Yeah, but it seems like Miyoko-san never been to Osaka before, not even once.
Her friends and relatives too, no one comes from Osaka.
Also her voice became rattled.
It's creepy.
It feels like she turned into Kodama Hibiki.*
*Ooki Kodama-Hibiki is a Japanese Comedian duo one of the two member, Ooki Kodama has a rattled voice
Say it again?
DON'T YOU EVER MAKE FUN OF KODAMA HIBIKI AGAIN!
It can't be helped if he gets mad.
Master Kodama Hibiki...
even get praised by the Master of stand-up comedian, Master Yokoyama Yasushi!
*Yokoyama Yasushi is a retired Japanese comedian, also known as the genius stand-up comedian of the 20th century.
In 1974, Master Kodama made a comedy duo under the name of Ooki Kodama Hikari!
What's the meaning of that, huh!? What's the meaning of that!?
Well, I don't understand.
It was formed earlier than other Great Master Hanshin-Kyojin*, right!?
*Hanshin-Kyojin is another Japanese comedy duo
You, if it's only chicchikitchii* then you must know it, right?
*chicchikitchii is a gag by Ooki Kodama Hibiki, it's originally means "delicious" but basically it has no meaning, it's just used when he took advantage of the unexpected.
You know, right!?
Yes.
That's enough, young master. That's enough.
Oujoushimasse!*
*It's also a famous word from Kodama Hibiki, it means a complete loss.
At least you should notice that there's no one as great as he was!
Don't you know that he even won the Manzai awards for so many times since the early era!
And even before that he won as a newcomer in Imamiya Kodama Ebisu contest!
Enough! That's enough! Enough with the Manzai history ot Imamiya something...
It's only known by Kansai people, Kantou people doesn't know about things like that, right?
*Kansai: western Japan, Kantou: Eastern Japan
Hibiki is the local express...
Hibiki is the local express!
Hibiki is the local express! 'Kay, we got it!
To calm Kodama's congestion a little...
Yes! Yes! Calm! Calm!
Kodama's congestion! Calm! Calm!
Calm! Calm! Calm!
I have enough, I don't want to go through this passages again.
Is there any problem?
No, it's all right.
Everyone, Miyoko is...
We got it.
The eerie atmosphere is strong with this one.
A decent Kitaro.
Hey, listen to me!
Who are you!?
*Tenma use "Omae" wich is the very unformal version of "you"
We just met and you calling me with "You", how rude!
Who is your master?
Master?
What are you anyway?
I'm a polar bear.
Oh dear,
You came all the way down here from a very far place.
It must be hard for you.
You're suffering from the greenhouse effect in the north pole...
I heard that you even walk in the place that has no ice...
...just to get some food.
Could it be that you came here to eat me?
The hell it is, you are not a polar bear!
You're a human. Just a human.
Hello, I'm Toyama no Kin-san.*
*Toyama no Kin-san is a popular character based on the historical Toyama Kagemoto, a samurai and official of the Tokugawa Shogunate during the Edo Period.
You're go out to play a lot, huh?
Show it to me, that Sakura Blizzard tattoo.
But you will only show it at a time like that huh?
Like...
The hell is that!
You're totally doesn't look like Kin-san!
Kin-san is a person from the end of mid-Edo!
Could it be that she's possesed by a comedian spirit?
That is possible.
Anyway, his nori-tsukkomi* is so bad.
*nori-tsukkomi is basically doing and speaking funny thing, but then pointing out quickly and correcting the mistake. It's the art of Japanese comedy.
I'm drenched in sweat.
Go get some towel.
Thank you.
Ahh, it's refreshing. Today's goods really absorb things fast, huh...
Put it in armpit, Should I start reading from here, tomorrow?
You idiot! It's a bookmark!
Bookmark, Towel, Bookmark.
Except from letter 'O' there's no similarity at all!
Man, are you for real!?
Do you think I'm Haruki Murakami's "Shikisai wo Motanai Tazakitsukuruto!?"*
*"Shikisai wo Motanai Tazakitsukuruto, Kare no Junrei no Toshi" is a book by Japanese author, Haruki Murakami.
It's long and argumentative, in other words it's not funny.
"Are you for real!?" It's the first time I heard nori-tsukkomi like that.
Well, fine. Even if like this, please eat it.
Akira.
Whoaaa, it looks so yummy.
Can I eat it?
This whiteness looks so smooth.
I always eat the letters from Mr. White Goat, but the paper is hard.
It has been written, so it stinks of ink.
As I thought, tissue is number one... Idiot!
Idiot!
You think it can be eaten? You, idiot!
If you eat toilet paper and put it inside your mouth, it will melts...
You think it can be eaten!? Idiot!
You think you can eat a toilet paper!? Idiot!
Are you toilet, huh!? Are you toilet!?
What the hell with that nori-tsukkomi!?
Whoooa it's roppon oroshi!!*
*Roppon Oroshi is Hanshin's team chant
If we stay like this, we'll be blown away!
Everybody, retreat!
It wasn't a mistake, that was an Osaka comedian's ghost.
I guess he died without seeing a daylight.
That nori-tsukkomi will not sell, right?
I don't understand why a comedian ghost possesses Miyoko-san.
Could it be...
Do you happen to know something?
There was an inspection of Ministry of Education last month,
and I went to visit a demolished theater.
It was a small theater in Namba, Osaka.
That must be it.
He must be following you.
Madam, I think it would be better if you tell them about that thing too.
You're right.
What is it?
Before my daughter becomes weird,
there were some symptoms.
Like what?
In the middle of the night, there were sounds that came from the attic,
but when I went to check it, there was nothing there.
There's a high possibility that he stayed there.
Let's check it.
Are you sure it's okay to leave Miyoko-san in that condition?
A comedian ghost won't do anything if there's no audience.
Maybe, he is preparing a material on bed now.
I see.
Akira, go!
No! It's always me, you're not fair!
It can't be helped. I have a role to protect madam.
The only thing that will be appear in the attic are mice.
You dont have to be afraid, in other words mice is my favorite animal.
It's just I can't trust you with the role to protect madam.
Daikaku-san...
Daikaku-san's job is to protect Kurata-san!
Liar! You can't calm down if Daikaku-san isn't around, right!?
Quickly, it will be dawn soon!
It's still 2 AM! It's dawning!
JEJEJEEE!
What's the matter, Akira?
Err, what is it...
It's the dude with slanted eyes whose name is like a sandal maker.
Other than that?
For now, there's nothing.
I understand, I'll go immediately.
So you're really coming?
It's like there's smell of something burning.
Daikaku-san, what is that?
It's takoyaki!
Next to it is a ramen from Kinryuu Ramen*
*Kinryuu Ramen (literally means Golden Dragon Ramen) is a famous ramen shop in Dotonburi, Osaka.
He's sure living a self-indulgent life.
President! There's a lot of oyster sauce here.
What!?
There's "Do not dip twice" written here.
Take a look at this!
There's so much Omoshiroi Koibito in here.
*Omoshiroi Koibito (literally means funny lover) is a cookies product from Osaka based company: Yoshimoto Kogyo Co.
Help!
What happened!?
Delicious~
It's so delicious!
You can't!
Okonomiyaki and rice aren't meant to be eaten together!
Madam, calm down.
It's a common thing among Osaka people.
But, eating carbohydrate with carbohydrate...
I understand, I do...
But it really is a common thing for Osaka people.
Miyoko... Now it's not only at night, but in the morning too...
No way!
What?
Miyoko-san's face...
This is bad, the comedian spirit inside her now shows himself in her appearance as well.
What will happen to my daughter?
Can't you exorcise that spirit?
If we don't hurry up, Miyoko will...
she will become an Osaka comedian!
That's good, right?
President!
That's not good.
That child will follow my path and become a politician.
Is she wish for that too?
Maybe, the comedian spirit take over her body because...
deep in her heart she doesn't want to be a politician.
That... That's totally impossible.
But...
What the heck?
She's not reaching at all.
Looks like she's retreating.
Eh, the other way?
Is she reaching?
Her leg comes out.
Come here, here. She's got the feeling, right?
It's so close.
As long as she doesn't reach us, it's not scary.
If we don't hurry and make him cross to the other side, Miyoko-san's body will be crushed.
I understand.
But, when a spirit who possesses a human body crosses to the other side...
there's also a possibility that it will take the human soul as well.
It can't be.
That's why, we have to think carefully about it.
Minister Oshimizu also looks so tired.
Like this, yeah that's right.
So Daikaku-san is good with tennis.
He never did it before.
He's desperately trying to heal the minister.
Okay, let's try to hit it.
Is that so...
Hey, is there really nothing happening?
There's nothing.
Don't you try to hide it!
There's nothing!
Aw! Ouch! Don't close it!
My hand! It's hurt! My hand!
Madam is already at her limit.
She doesn't sleep at night, and in the morning she has cabinet meeting.
and there's also her duty as minister of education.
If it stays like this she will collapse.
Tonight we will be at Miyoko-san's room.
That's okay, right?
Usually it's prohibited for men, but it's an emergency condition.
It can't be helped, right?
What the heck...
That's bad! Miyoko-san, stop it!
No!
It turns into a full comedian face!
It's a full comedian face!
You guys, pray to the Osaka comedian gods as well!
I'm solly..*
*It's a word game, It should be "Gomen kudasai" but he said "gomen kusai" gomen = sorry, kusai = smell.
C'mon you too!
Eh!? I don't know anything about that stupid old man picture.
What did you said!? Unbelievable! You are unbelievable!
Ouch! Ouch!
President! If you don't hurry and make him cross to the other side,
what will happen to Miyoko-san's nose!?
No, not yet. It's still dangerous.
After laughing so hard from the new material of the new one shot gag.
She has calmed down and is sleeping now.
Akira, what kind of gag is it?
Unseeing monkey, unhearing monkey, unspeaking monkey, female monkey.
Well we have to gamble and bring her to NGK.*
*NGK, Namba Grand Kagetsu is the headquarters of Yoshimoto, a universal brand of Japanese comedy.
We have to hire someone to laugh at his joke so he'll be pleased.
But that means we have to bring Miyoko-san as well.
If that doesn't work either, it only leaves us with one more option.
Young master, it's dangerous!
Where is Kurata-san tonight?
I think he's resting already.
That's impossible...
When we are awake, he's always here.
It can't be...
You bastard!
Young master, you can't!
That's too dangerous!
Evil spirit! Come and possess me!
Mother! Mother, please help me!
Miyoko! Miyoko!
Osamu-chan! Osamu-chan! I'm Osamu-chan!
*It's a gag from Japanese comedian, Bonchi Osamu.
Now you're possessing Akira, damn it!
You're not Osamu-chan!
Evil spirit, come to me!
What happened to me?
What's happening?
Why don't you come at me!?
Daikaku-san, if you walk stupidly like Sakata you're gonna die!
*The Sakata walk is a comical walk invented by veteran comedian Sakata Toshio.
Evil spirit, come to me!
It really takes a lot of physical works.
Could it be...
The evil spirit has possessed young master.
Young master!
No, it's scary.
I have locked the evil spirit that possesed Miyoko-san inside me.
*Tenma acting like Japanese great comedian Takeshi Kitano, also known as Beat Takeshi.
I'll make sure that he crosses to the other side.
Why is it Takeshi?
The comedian spirit possesses an Edo kid like young master,
Young master must be fighting him inside now.
Then it will become an Edo kid comedian!?
That's right.
Letting an evil spirit possess your body,
this method can only be allowed in emergency time.
That's because the Houkai family has been gifted with this power,
Hoppari mo Hoppa boiled egg will be said as boiled egg*
*It's a gag and has no particular meaning, but I don't know whose gag it is. Sorry!
Who?
That's why I said, he's fighting now.
It's a tug of war between Osaka and Tokyo!
Hoppari~ Hoppari bo~ Nonomura makoto is Hoppari bo
*Nonomura Makoto is a Japanese actor
Who are you!? You are so dirty!
Who is it?
*Madame Dewi or Dewi Sukarno is a Japanese Businesswoman, television personality, and philanthropist. She was one of the wives of the late Indonesian President, Sukarno.
Maybe it's Madame Dewi.*
Ahh, YOU did it. YOU did it huh.*
*Tenma is acting like Johnny Kitagawa, the president of Domoto Tsuyoshi's agency: Johnny & Associates.
Who is it?
An old man I don't know.
YOU did it huh, that is great. YOU did it. That belly, YOU did it.
An old man I don't know.
Before this spirit go back to Miyoko-san, I think it would be better if we go home now.
Hey, DANKAN quickly prepare the car! You idiot.
You too, RASSYA! Why are you spacing out like that, you dumbass!?
Next week, we'll reveal and do some observation...
about why we humans were born in this planet.
Hey, hey...
Will there be another episode when I don't show up?
Is it because you didn't faint that I didn't show up?
I think so.
If that's the case...
Please faint even it's just a will!
I don't quite understand what are you saying but...
"Please faint even it's just a will" after that I don't quite understand, but...
That's how it is.
I saw it on the internet that this show will be better if I don't show up.
As we thought, Miyoko-san doesn't want to be a politician. She wants to be a teacher.
The minister allowed her and now she studies hard to be a teacher.
Ohh, after that you became mail-friend with her?
Yep, next time we'll go to Disney Land together.
I want to come too!
No way. Just quit it.
What do you mean with "go" huh!? He's older than you, you dumb ass!
*Akira used a rude version of "go" when talking with Daikaku-san
Enough with the Takeshi act.
It takes one week to make him cross to the other side, that's okay.
Is it true that Tenma-san becomes weird?
Why does this rumor keep on spreading? And why it spread so fast?
Awesome! Rika wants to do it too! I want to do it with Tenma-san~
You dumbass. DANKAN you dumbass.
Err, Rika-chan...
Young master is not doing any impersonation.
Well then, Rika will become your partner!
I'm not trying to be a comedian, you dumbass!
You're so noisy, dumbass!
Stop it! Don't shoot me.
You're the partner of the wrong person.
I don't get it at all!
Give me a break!
Ahh, it's healed.
May you rest in peace.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING!
Subtitle by amenoko@LJ